Mga Daga ni Batman

 Burglar Mouse
These mice have earned the nickname 'Sparky' after a certain infamous MouseHunter who had very long fingers. 



With an insatiable lust for brie, these stealthy mice make their way from region to region stealing brie from shoppe keepers! Since they are known for their desire to hoard cheese, a hunter is sure to find a few pieces of left over brie in the satchel of this sparky little mouse.

 Granite Mouse
Made from solid granite, the gaze of this mouse is said to strike fear into even the most cunning of mouse hunters.

 Mole Mouse
These partially blind little fellows find their way through the earth by feeling around, making them more susceptible to getting caught. The Digby development in the Burroughs aided their efforts to push past the Mountain into the Gnawnia region. Due to the dirt in their nostrils, they have a harder time sniffing out cheese.

 Pirate Mouse
Some say this commander of a mouse comes from a long line of pirates while others simply think his attire is the result of certain insanity. No matter the case, this mouse is known for its ability to steal cheese from even the most able of traps. As with any respectable pirate, there is sure to be gold in the pockets of this mouse.

 Scruffy Mouse
A hybrid of the common brown and white species of mouse, the Scruffy mouse is the black sheep of the indigenous family because of its stubborn refusal to observe good grooming practices. Rather than co-operate with other mice, the Scruffy uses its sheepdog-like appearance to its advantage, traveling behind packs of stray mutts in order to use their keen noses to find new sources of food.

Spud Mouse
No one is sure how one mouse managed to swallow a whole potato, but this is the result-- a bloated rodent prone to falling on its back. Unwilling to pass up food, even when they're still shaped like their last meal, Spud mice raid traps in order to hoard the cheese for later. Hunters have brought home large quantities of these mice by placing their traps at the bottom of a steep hill: Spud mice inevitably lose their balance while climbing them and roll to the bottom.

Condom sa Mcdo

Matagal na ang balitang ito ngunit gusto lang ni BAtman na Ipost... dahil sa mga kasuklam2 na pag-aaway ng Reproductive Health Act dito sa Pilipinas ng paggamit ng condom contra Simbahan at ng Pamahalaan...

Tingnan niyo ang Mcdonalds sa ibang bansa may initiative.. nyahahaha

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An error in the distribution of McDonald's led the 5000 Happy Meals were distributed at dozens of restaurants with condoms instead of the usual toy.

This special delivery of Happy Meals, with condoms in place of the usual toy, aimed at an American high school.

However, most employees of the distribution chain were American immigrants, with little knowledge in English, so missed the bright packages of condoms, believing that it was toys.

That is to say that McDonald's bets on early prevention but does not consider it important to have qualified employees.

There goes the old saying: "The cheap comes out expensive"

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Mcfloat please with two Frenzy Condom....

Mga bagong huli ni BAtman

Ang nakaraan...


Nakatuklas si Batman ng isang larong nakakawili at wala siyang pakialam kung ano ang itukso sa kanya ni JOker dahil para lang sa mga tamad ang laro..

At sa pagpapatuloy....

Naging active si BAtman sa larong Hulihan ng Daga at kahit na nga ay si Catwoman ay naamaze sa kakisigan ni Batman sa pagpindot ng kanyang mouse upang makahuli ng daga sa Facebook

Nadiskubre din niya na may mga forums din pala ang larong ito "Matingnan nga" bungad niya... sa pag-aakalang matutulungan siya nito. Ngunit nagulat siya sa nakita, di lang pala tulong ang mahahanap niya sa furom kundi ang mismong community ng mga mahilig din humuli ng daga.

Habang nandun siya sa community naghanap si Batman ng mas magandang community kasi nga ang hilig niya ay challenge diba kaya naghanap siya ng naghanap hanggang natagpuan niya ang isang bounty ang makahuli sa mga dagang ito.

Dwarf Mouse, Gold Mouse, Pirate Mouse, Diamond mouse, Lightning Rod Mouse at Pugilist Mouse

Sa kasalukuyan nakahuli na si Batman ng Dwarf Mouse, Lightning Rod Mouse at kasama na dito ang kanyang mga bagong huli ang


Diamond Mouse
Similar in rarity and strength to the gold mouse, the diamond mouse offers a high points reward to the hunter who can catch it.

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Pugilist Mouse
If any mouse in Gnawnia needs to resolve an issue with fisticuffs, Pugilist Mice are happy to defend their honor. Since time immemorial, the Pugilist Mice have run their own mustachioed guild, which specializes in fancy hopping techniques and giving scoundrels what for. When it comes to springing traps, their little fists may not do much damage, but their constant hopping and taunting does tend to throw off most targeting devices.

 

at kahit na di kasali sa laro ang Longtail Mouse eh wala siyang magawa kundi kunin nalang din... ang cute kasi naalala tuloy ni Batman si Penguin...

Longtail Mouse

The ancestors of the Longtail started out long ago as average mice with big goals, and a flair for creative problem solving. As they searched for a way to reach more remote locations, and more exotic cheeses, these crafty little mice learned to stand on their tails, stre-e-etching their way to victory! Over time, as the mice continued to reach for the sky, their tails grew to accommodate their lofty goals, until the Longtail became the curly-tailed terror that it is today.

Sa kasamaang palad kahit nakahuli na si Batman ng Gold Mouse ay teknikal itong di napasama sa laro dahil kasi nahuli niya ito bago pa nag-umpisa ang laro. Dapat kasi ay nahuli ang dagang ito habang nilalaro ang laro. Ngunit ano bang pakialam nyo narator lang din ako. Di ko alam ang ganyang Rule.

Mouse Hunting

Sa paghahanap ni Batman ng magandang mapagilibangan ay natagpuan niya sa kanyang Facebook ang isang napakacool na laro. Sa di inaasahan nalibang siya sa pagclick-click at pag-aantay lamang ng 15 minutes interval sa mga ito. Ito ay ang paghuli ng daga. Di akalain ni Batman na mawiwili siya dito. Naghintay siya ng naghintay hanggang sa nakahuli siya ng mga dagang ito:

Dwarf Mouse

Often found living in remote areas, the dwarf mouse moves quickly, making it more difficult to catch than the basic colored mouse.

 

Grey Mouse
Slightly feistier than their white cousins, the grey mouse is also a very common mouse. They pose very little challenge, and thus garner little reward. Great for the starting mouse hunter.

 Brown Mouse
Brown mice are the most challenging common mice, but are still suitable for a starting mouse hunter.

 

Gold Mouse
Significantly more rare than many other mice, this solid gold mouse is not much stronger than common mice and fetches a handsome reward.

 

 Lightning Rod Mouse
Never known for its qualities of better judgement, the Lightning Rod mouse will wait in fields for days on end, waving a fork at the sky and waiting for lightning. As Hunters know, waiting is hungry work, and so catching one of these mice is as easy as spying its fork and waiting for its tummy to rumble. Hunters don't know why the Lightning Rod mouse wants to be electrified, but common sense dictates that they should be avoided when a storm is brewing.

 Cowardly Mouse
Traumatized by its terrible experience with a Swiss Army Trap (in a nightmare it had once), the Cowardly mouse sees constant menace in its idyllic surroundings. To this neurotic little rodent, every blade of grass represents a potentially fatal paper cut, and every rose a debilitating eye injury caused by getting too close for a sniff, followed by a bird landing on the bush at the the wrong moment, which causes the thorns to. . . well, you get the picture.

 Spotted Mouse
Spotted mice enjoy the fresh air and solitude of long hikes in the countryside, and because they never stay in one place for long, they are rather unsure of themselves when it comes to making friends. These mice are ideal targets for beginning Mousehunters because, while they are fairly smart and physically fit, they lack the teamwork skills that other mice use to stay out of trouble.

 White Mouse
The white mouse is probably the most common mouse in these parts. They pose very little challenge and thus garner little reward. Great for the starting mouse hunter.

 Field Mouse
After finding a tuft of grass in a private location, usually by a nice view, visitors to Gnawnia and the Meadow often decide to spread out blankets and have a picnic. Unfortunately, when they try to sit down, they realize that their feast is being carried off by a multitude of mice who have posed as grass to lure them in. Because of these recent scams, the King has advised the public to be extra wary of scenic vistas, charming fruit groves, and any and all topiary.

 Bionic Mouse
The result of a bio-mechanical experiment gone horribly wrong, this mouse has both great speed and strength, making it a challenge to catch.

 

Steel Mouse
As the name suggests, the skin of this mouse is strong as steel. Less common than simple colored mice, the steel mouse is significantly harder to catch.

 

Sa hindi pagkasunod-sunod na order ay pinagyayabang niya ang kanyang mga nahuli. Wala naring nagawa ang mga kaaway baka kasi matamaan pa sila ng batmirang ni Batman.


Ngunit di pa diyan nagtatapos ang kanyang mga huli. dahil hanggang ngayon ay nag-aabang parin si Batman ng mga dagang di madaling hulihin kung sa ingles pa ay rare. Napagtanto ni BAtman na ang pagkaexcitement niya sa paghuli ng daga katulad nung excitement niya sa pagkollekta ng Text at ibat-ibang abobot ng Pokemon.